Y'know that scene in Mallrats when Jason Lee sticks his hand down his pants and gets "stank palm"?

My dog has "stank paw."

This morning I found cat pee on the floor in our foyer, reminding me that it was definitely time to really scrub the cat box, not just scoop it out. Apparently The Jeffrey unwittingly stepped directly into the cat pee.

Everywhere The Jeffrey walks--cat pee stench. I spent most of the morning wandering around sniffing the air, the carpet, and the furniture, wondering where the smell was coming from. Finally, the mystery is solved.

I have now wiped his paw with water, water and soap, and took him for a walk to see if it would wear off. He's already cold, so bathing him outside would just be cruelty, and I'm pretty sure our extremely slow draining bathtub would completely revolt if I tried to wash him indoors, so for now I'm stuck. Until the stank just wears off.

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