Villager:
You would have lived the average life of an average
villager.


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Found at Serial Blogonomy.

I'm a little troubled by this result, as I got here by clicking all the "I prefer comfortable clothes" and "I like the easy life" answers. Didn't medieval villagers have miserable lives full of incredible amounts of work and filth? I think I need to retake this and become the Queen Of Everything.

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I'm just a bit too lazy to blog today. However, I will be defending myself against this sort of thing shortly.

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Feel free to replace the Kenya song that's been stuck in your head forever with a new ditty--Magical Trevor.

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To my knowledge, you are a good and decent human being. You are a fine actor. I admire your work in several films (and many, many previews). Lately, I've noticed you're starting to pick movies that really, well, they suck really bad, Ben. Really bad. Thunderbirds? Really? As if a movie directed by "Two Takes Frakes" could be good in any way. It's based on the creepiest puppet TV show ever. And that's saying a lot. Now I read that you're set to be the head vampire in the movie version of the videogame BloodRayne.

Why, Ben?

Why?

Do we really need a movie about a teenage vampire that makes the MOST sexual noises (beating Laura Croft by a mile) you've ever heard in your life every time she moves? It's bad enough there's a sequel to the game coming out, let alone a movie.

But I digress.

Whenever you decide to start making good movies again I promise to start seeing them. Until that time, I'll continue to mock you mercilessly in the company of my close friends and family. And remember, you're hearing this from the girl that forked over $7.00 to see the theater version of Garfield. GARFIELD, my friend. I am no stranger to bad films.

Please take a moment to consider what you're doing here.

Thanks,

Ensie

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No worries. I don't have any cousins attending so no danger of this happening.

While discussing the eating of relatives at one's wedding earlier today at work, we began wondering if each of us could eat another human being. I said no. Meagan said, "Hell Yes!" Which left Shawn and I staring at her, the girl who already knows she could totally eat another person.

She did clarify that she would only eat another person if it was required, such as a survival situation. The movie Alive was discussed at length at this point. I finally conceded that if it were a survival situation, I could probably eat a human being. We decided that ideally, Meagan would be there to assist with preparation and the actual cooking of the person, so it would be unrecognizable as such when served.

Then the District Manager walked in and we stopped discussing hypothetical people eating and starting working.

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Thanks SOOO much to my sister Katie and her fiance Craig for taking Frinklin and myself out for a wonderful dinner at Charlie's By the Sea.

We had a fabulous time and love, love, loved the food.

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If you are from Idaho, make your voice heard! Read this to see why.

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I'm feeling a lot of pressure to ENJOY myself today. A lot. That's ENJOY in capitals, OK? It's the last day of freedom until, well, the weekend, which is a very short distance away. But still...it's the last week-day of not working for a while. In the grand scale of life pressures, this ranks relatively low. But in my little world, it's the most important thing going on. Oh, and the fact that I haven't addressed a single reception invitation yet.

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I really thought we were done with the phrase "The Terrorists Win!" Anyone who uses this grouping of words is authomatically discounted completely in my world. Whatever they say no longer holds merit or meaning for me.

I'm tired of all the dramatic speech that indicates that At! Any! Moment! We! Could! Be! Attacked! And that I should be aware of that fact At! All! Times! but in no way should I alter my daily course in ANY way. If I should decide to go to the DQ for a Blizzard instead of to Jamaba Juice for a smoothie--well, The Terrorists Win. I realize it really has to do with altering my daily course due to fear of terrorism, but I still hear "The Terrorists Win!" being bandied about a little too often.

I fully understand the reaasoning behind not allowing the terrorists to win. I just keep getting this big picture of the Terrorists and George Bush playing Chess. Or maybe it's Risk.

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The Count's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

It started with a simple affection for counting and
the terror it induced in others, didn't it?
But now it's turned into a full-blown
life-consuming chaotic nightmare of order,
repetition, zealousness, and perfectionism.
You used to be so grand, but now you find
yourself obsessively worrying over the littlest
things--like, maybe if you don't check the
light switch at least once every two minutes,
the electricity will go out (and damnit, you're
a vampire--that shouldn't be a problem!), or
maybe if you don't wash your hands until your
seams are coming out, you'll get some fatal
disease. Get yourself some treatment.


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***ATTENTION: Extreme mushiness ahead--proceed at own risk!***

Why? You may ask? Why is Frinklin the BEST HUSTBAND EVER? Because, right now, he is driving to get me Hershey's Carmel Kisses, just because I asked. And, well, probably technically because it's my birthday and I get whatever I want today, but I'm sure he would have done it even if it wasn't my birthday.

Thanks Honey! I love you.

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Now I feel all smarty-smart for noticing this right away. Guess I wasn't the only one. Margaret Peterson Haddix, the author of Running Out of Time, and her publisher, Simon and Schuster, also noticed the similarities between her book and M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, The Village.

I realize that entertainment lawsuits happen all the time over stolen ideas, but twice in a row? That appears to be pushing it a bit.

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I'm about to play havoc with the chest muscles. I'm in for a long day of lounging by the pool with my sisters, alternating with vicious Marco Polo bouts. Wish me luck!

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When will I be better? I haven't done any of my usual chest-muscle activity lately in a real attempt at feeling well and whole again. Things I have not done in the last several weeks that I really wanted to do except it might bother my chest:

1. horseback riding
2. swimming
3. dog walking
4. delivering boxes of stuff to customers
5. Olympic gymnastics trial

OK--I probably wouldn't have done the last one even if I was feeling 100%.

Haven't I done my time? The only things I've lifted lately have been wedding cake sample albums at (plug for the bakery doing my wedding cake) It's A Piece A Cake. Apparently, wedding cake sample albums are the exact weight and size to cause my chest muscles to feel just like they did after I first injured them. I spent all day yesterday watching movies with an ice pack on my chest. Frinklin can smell me coming from 50 feet away with all the ICY HOT® I have smeared on.

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No actual dildos were involved in the making of this link.

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I saw The Village today. I must confess, I knew one of the twists already. Can't say it would have changed the viewing experience if I hadn't known about it.

I won't give away the first secret, but I'd like to discuss the ending further (spoilers!): more...

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"Talking to Cheney and realized I forgot the nuclear launch codes again. It's so simple, too..."

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Alex, I'll take debilitating medical conditions for 500!

Question: How much to migraine headaches hurt?

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your asshole.


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So, unless I sign a pledge that I will support President Bush, I can't attend the Vice President's speech?

Is that a promise?

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