Inspired by Random Pensees' post of an amusing T-shirt he saw recently, I present the following:

On a T-shirt of a co-worker:
-Can't sleep, clowns will eat me...

On bumperstickers:
-I thought I wanted a career, but it turns out I really just wanted paychecks.
-Help wanted: telepath. You know where to apply.
-I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
-I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up
-Suburbia: Where they cut down the trees and name the streets after them
-There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead.

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