It's hard to find good stuff. Or maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places? But I found it. Here it is:

One Before - "So one of my toes, the one we like to call Middle Left, or occasionally—after hours—Barry, has decided to play dead. Not playing dead as in cute fluffy puppy dead, but dead as in rigor mortis dead. All kind of swollen and stiff and deadish."

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