I was checking out my referrals and happened across "gaunt Orland Bloom." I was curious where I fell on this list (second), and clicked on the referral link. The listing above me is for Orlando Bloom Central, and I couldn't help but click the link, which led me somewhere I never like to go--fanfiction.

This particular passage was so good, I had to share it. It's written from Orlando's perspective:

"Still, that first week had been hard; a major adjustment for the both
of you. Suddenly your bathroom was filled with pink things and bottles
that contained fruity smelling elixirs.

One morning, you had stumbled into the shower and accidentally used
her grapefruit body wash as shampoo. It had wrecked havoc on your
sensitive scalp and you were tempted to shave it all off again."

Please note that the above is best read outloud with a fake british accent.

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1 I'm so happy you're back!! Happy New Year! So do you think you'll move to Tacoma???

Posted by: violet at January 03, 2005 08:05 AM (BRlYP)

2 Thanks. Shhhh! That's a big secret! I'll email you shortly and tell you about it. By the way--where the hell did the comments go on your blog??

Posted by: ensie at January 03, 2005 06:51 PM (4k5pf)

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